Dark Lord: The Early Years
Jamie Thomson
Fiction T3844d
Greetings, puny humans: In your hands,
you are holding a tome of staggeringly evil genius. It is not for the
faint of heart or for the whining masses. It is for those willing to
serve as my devoted minions while I plan my greatest feat yet: surviving
life as a human boy and returning to my rightful place as the ruler of
the Dark Lands. Before I can exact revenge, I must infiltrate this
world and learn its ways.
How, you might ask, is it possible that I, the Dark Lord, the Master of
the Legions of Dread and Sorcerer Supreme, could be reduced to human
form? And how is it possible that the Lord of Darkness could be forced
to attend school and befriend such pitiful life forms?
Only by reading my tale will you learn the truth behind the cataclysmic
defeat that left me stranded on this accursed planet, Earth. But make
no mistake, revenge will be mine...as soon as I finish my homework.
Mwah, ha, ha!
Yours Insincerely,
Dirk Lloyd (aka the Dark Lord)
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