Leon Harris is perfectly satisfied being a slacker. In fact, he’s embraced it.
But when Anna B.—yeah, that Anna B.—says she might be moving back from England, Leon is desperate to get his act together. Desperate enough to ask his best friend, Stan (who may or may not be Satan), for help.
Stan’s orders? Listen to the whole audiobook of Moby-Dick. Find the elusive white grape Slushee. Join the yearbook committee. And go out with a popular girl.
As each strange task takes him farther from slackerville, Leon has to wonder if maybe Stan really does have unholy powers after all….